We are all one, with one mind, one purpose and one act. Our enemies shall be eaten by squirrels.
We shall bow down and worship to ourselves.
We shall prevail!
best punchline ever
My hoard of treasure is overflowing so it’s time to pass some onto a handful of worthy adventurers!
- You can enter by reblogging and liking this post. Follows are not necessary (but always welcome!)
- Entries are valid until October 5th, 2014
- Six winners will be chosen at random and the prizes are shown above! Ill be giving away a set of Gold, Silver, Copper & Platinum Coins! Ill also be throwing a set of Trade Bars and 3 of those groovy d20 tokens at some random adventurers!
- Will ship internationally!
*No shipping to Antarctica
If anyone is interested in picking up a set of these coins for your own be sure to check out Campaign Coins!
One of many fine fine handcrafted character sheets by Logan Knight.
You are such an idiot! priceless
Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?
This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.
"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."
"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."
"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."
"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."
"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."
"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”
"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."
"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."
"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."
I CANT BREATHE